Cats are smart, that’s for sure.  However, Suzy Baggots, the family cat, certainly knows how to get and do what she wants.  She jumps up and grabs food off of the table, piddles in golf bags, poos in chairs, tears up furniture and curtains, and gets hair all over everything.  And still she doesn’t get tossed out of the house.  Then one day, Suzy stops eating, stops drinking, and lies listlessly on the bed.  The family is beside themselves with grief and sadness, anticipating the worst.  If the family knew it was all a ploy, the worst would happen to Suzy.  But it’s all a lesson for the family to realize how much they love her.  Lets just hope that the kids who read this book aren’t as smart as cats and won’t try the same thing.